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A Long Time Ago,
In a Galaxy Not So Far Away...

The Republic trembled.

A great disturbance rippled through the Force —
as if millions of tweets cried out
and were suddenly suspended.

From the shadows of Mar-a-Lago,
a figure in a red tie and a black robe
rose to claim dominion over the galaxy.

His power: unlimited.

His hair: also unlimited.

They said it couldn't be done.
They were wrong.

TRUMP IS ALL THE SITH.

A Concerned Padawan Presents  ·  The Galactic Political Saga

TRUMP is all THE   SITH

Unlimited Power  ·  Limited Decorum

⚡ The Dark Side   ---% ---%   The Republic ✨

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